Monday, November 30, 2015

Agent 86 said, "Funds desperately needed to to treat Rayelan's severe case of bullshititis complicated by lazyitis, please donate now"



What an astonishingly delicate approach to saying Raye is in deep yogurt in ways which are too, too embarrassing or revealing to mention.  And since nothing about her physical condition has ever been too embarrassing or delicate to mention we must assume this is in another category. 

No, Raye happily shared the most disgusting imaginary ailments of colon and other delicate regions.  Nothing was Unmentionable if it could elicit a shred of sympathy or the smallest of donations.  So, if not a physical malady what is this special need?

 It is probably financial, for instance, the inability to make those inconvenient payments to her attorney for past services or other fines and liabilities from her devious and maniacal behavior.

So, scan in the bills, Jeff-Hobie-Zap-Zapper.  Everyone on God's Green (as opposed to black) Earth wants to know. 

And Jeff - get an honest job.  



The Rumor Mill News Reading Room
...about Rayelan...
Posted By: hobie [Send E-Mail]
Date: Monday, 30-Nov-2015 05:17:10
Hi, Folks -
You haven't heard from Raye in awhile and may be wondering why.
In Sunday's night's Poofness newsletter, Susan mentioned she's hearing of a number of folks experiencing 'lemons' lately, and she mentioned her own lemon of a broken radius (which much make keyboard work rather challenging, I'd think...?)

Raye's had some lemons lately. I won't go into detail about those, except to say that it's painful for her to sit at the keyboard for very long, and in a very recent visit to the ER, the doctor told her, "No housework," as some things need time to heal.
If we can reach our November goal for RMN's expenses today, it will be a load off Rayelan's mind. (Mine, too. :)
Blessings, all.
--hobie

12 comments:

  1. Hobie won't go into detail because much like the alleged expenses, there are no details. She was complaining a month ago about her tailbone or some such, just more horseshit from grifter Raye.

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    1. All of Raye's medical expenses are covered by her very good insurance. A problem with her tailbone would likely be treated by her Chiropractor, and she has one in Ashtabula along with other medical personnel attending to her. It has to bre something else they can't mention and, at the same time, cannot think of a plausible lie they have not already worn out.

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  2. Diagnosis is too lazy to post when available energy may be spent at yardsales, goodwill and enjoying the fine cuisine at Denny's.

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  3. Lawd, she got the hemorrhoid ..

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    1. Will she offer to send photos in exchange for donations? Could happen.

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  4. No housework? Since when does grifter Raye do housework? That kind of thing is beneath the dignity of the Duchess of Denny's.

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    1. Hummm......the Duchess of Dennys. I will have to think on that one. Thanks, sskids!

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    2. Duchess of Denny's was from another commenter, it fits.

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    3. Sorry, I didn't recall that delightful characterization. Thanks for pointing that out, sskids! Do you remember who it was?

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    1. And I can't find it right not. But I'll keep trying. We want to give credit where it is due.

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