Sunday, January 24, 2016

No One Here Wrote This.

I queried Agent 86 before even considering putting this up. Now he says he did write it - but our emails evidently crossed in the ether.  Ah well.  It certainly sounded like Jobie - Jeff, didn't it?   Agent 86 got the tone and language just right.

And we can still look forward to the moment Jeff- Hobie is entirely fed up and bursts out with an honest post.    - And Hobie - Jeff - We still hope you are completely recovered and received lots of phone calls and good wishes.  


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Dec. Fundrazr is still up - Contribute often, we are still short December's goal! :)
Posted By: hobie [Send E-Mail]
Date: Sunday, 24-Jan-2016 06:66:86
Hi, Folks -
Each month, we claim to need about $1500 in the Fundrazr widget by the 15th of the month, to cover Rayelan's spendthrift ways.   Folks, we still have not met December's goal of $3000 and the situation is urgent.   Rayelan has been suffering withdrawal symptoms due to lack of funds to fuel her shopping addictions.
We're grateful for the folks who contribute so foolishly each month - $50, $100, even $500, bless 'em :) there is a sucker born every minute.
It's true, though, that if more of us were to contribute just $500 apiece, the goal would be reached pretty easily, and early, too, so we wouldn't have to scramble as Rayelan spends lavishly and irresponsibly on used junk to add to her hoard. :)
Please contribute if you're able and would find it fitting.
http://fnd.us/c/113mZa
Blessings, all.
--hobie

2 comments:

  1. That is agent 86's handiwork....the clue is 06:66:86. Hobie would have to be on some mighty strong 'pain killers' to write this post.

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    1. Yes, I just published a correction. Evidently our emails crossed and I did not see his admission of being the author until I published. But it is still funny and so spot on for Rayelan's personal habits.

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