Saturday, November 21, 2015

The Turkeys of Ashtabula and Druidland want more dressing.

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 Let the Turkeys know you have not forgotten them.  Generously send your left over turkey, minus the wishbone, to Rayelan at PO Box 95, Ashtabula, Ohio 44004.  Be thrifty and use media mail to get the message across. 


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Posted By: hobie [Send E-Mail]
Date: Saturday, 21-Nov-2015 05:06:36
Hi, Folks -
Long-time friend of RMN, Reader G., will MATCH dollar amounts up to $1000 total, contributed by first-time contributors/donors made via the Fundrazr widget between now and Thanksgiving. :)
Here's your chance, folks. :) If you're a first-time contributor, put "I'm New" into the Comment field when you make your donation via the Fundrazr. That way you can remain 'Anonymous' but we'll have a way to track things for Reader G.'s kind and generous offer.
Meanwhile, thanks very much to the 32 fine folks who have contributed $860 toward our goal of $3000 for RMN's November expenses.
Please do contribute if you're able and would find it fitting, and help keep the lights on here at RMN. :)
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Blessings, all.
--hobie



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  1. sskidsNovember 21, 2015 at 5:37 AM

    I don't eat turkey, I wonder if they would enjoy some fish?

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    1. Melinda Pillsbury-FosterNovember 21, 2015 at 6:00 AM

      You bet they would! And let's be fair here. Do you have Jeff-Hobie's address in Druidland? We want to see he gets what he deserves, too. I will send it if you want.

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    2. sskidsNovember 21, 2015 at 6:08 AM

      That won't be necessary, a google of jeff gordon and druid hills subdivision in Atlanta, Georgia yields the correct address.

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    3. Melinda Pillsbury-FosterNovember 21, 2015 at 6:31 AM

      What kind of fish you think is suitable for the occasion, sskids?

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    4. sskidsNovember 21, 2015 at 6:38 AM

      Yellow belly flounder with a side of elephant fish and some sockeye trimmings.

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    5. sskidsNovember 21, 2015 at 6:43 AM

      and topped of by a generous serving of red herring.

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    6. AnonymousNovember 21, 2015 at 12:08 PM

      the best fish would be 3 day old CARP aka SUCKERS....

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    7. Melinda Pillsbury-FosterNovember 21, 2015 at 1:20 PM

      Yum! I bet they can hardly wait!

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    8. Melinda Pillsbury-FosterNovember 21, 2015 at 1:22 PM

      It makes my eyes water to think about it! They must be sooooo excited. it will be raw, right?

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    9. Melinda Pillsbury-FosterNovember 21, 2015 at 1:25 PM

      It is wonderful when the memory of that special meal stays with you. I know this will give each of them that tingly feeling, knowing how very much we care.

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  2. sskidsNovember 22, 2015 at 6:54 AM

    NEW: * New Contributors, put "I'm New" into the comment field when you contribute :) * (views: 28)
    hobie -- Sunday, 22-Nov-2015 04:32:31

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    1. Melinda Pillsbury-FosterNovember 22, 2015 at 9:43 AM

      Thanks sskids! And remember this is the day the CIA assassinated JFK, a moment of infamy for America.

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