Monday, June 6, 2016

Sgt. Pepper had a Lonely Heart - Did you?

Our dauntless Agent 86 sent a gem this morning, early, commenting,  "A satanic gift from grifter Rayelan, same old bullshit and lies that she passes off as news....please pay up rubes"

It popped up in my e-mail box.  I read it and sighed.  The thing about having dealt with multiple psychopaths  is that, in my experience, they have to expend intense study to appear to be human.  Previous efforts having failed she decided, just this once, to return to 'you and I have a relationship mode' and not ask for money.  It must have been tough for her.  

In the blandishment below, frosted with another lying attempt to fit the history of RMN into her need for MORE MONEY, to be solicited in the next post, which will enable her to expend sheckles on her never-ending appetite for indulgent delights, she attempts to appear to fondly recall a time past, but neglected in her fervor for funds about the ever useful TIMELINE, available on this site.

You can just see the idea light up on her face followed by momentary concern, and then hope.  After all,   her Nemesis, namely me, has not posted anything for some time.  The hopeful thought passes through her mind, "Maybe she has fallen into a black hole and will no longer respond, reminding remaining Patsies (Readers) of those nasty old facts."  She decided it was worth a try.  

Thank you, Agent 86, again you have thwarted the Forces of Evil.  I am in your debt.  

I will now insert in RED the sections of the TiMELINE you should reference, after this preface, just for fun.  With thanks to the Wiki for the details. 

When the Beatles hit our collective consciousness in the US it was 1964.  Their single,  "I Want to Hold Your Hand" sold like hot cakes.  I missed this entirely, then being in school in Rome, Italy.  I did hear the song but could not have told you where it originated.  In America this became known as the British Invasion.

By 1964, or earlier, little Darlene was leaving a scorching path across Crows Landing, Central Valley of California. ABOUT RAYELAN  Her interests were not intellectual, but hormonally generated, by her own report to me, though she parsed this in terms of 'how popular' she was with the boys.  

Sgt. Pepper first hit the collective consciousness in 1967.  At that time, as you see in the ABOUT RAYELAN page this now aging grifter was marrying for the first time. "At the time of her first marriage to Roger Kenneth Lafler, born October 5, 1945, Darlene was using the name Darlene Rae Smith. The two were married Oct 8, 1967 in Stanislaus County, California.  

I have to confess, this is the first time I ever actually listened to the song all the way through.  My kids would teach me the names of the Beatles in the late 80's, as it embarrassed them that I did not know their names.  

But it is easy to see why little Darlene does remember.  Those surges of hormones would continue. 
At the time of her first marriage to Roger Kenneth Lafler, born October 5, 1945, Darlene was using the name Darlene Rae Smith. The two were married Oct 8, 1967 in Stanislaus County, California - See more at: http://rumormillnewsinsights.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html#sthash.O5fKIB7k.dpuf

Beatles Rock Band - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - Full Band





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It was 20 Years Ago Today....
Posted By: Rayelan [Send E-Mail]
Date: Monday, 6-Jun-2016 08:51:48

Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play...
No, no, no...
With all proper respect to the Beatles...
It was 20 years ago TODAY... 6-6-96... that the first issue of RMNews rolled off the copy machine!!
Ignore the fact this segue from Sgt. Pepper to  the copy machine makes no sense.  With Rayelan it does not have to make sense.   

1992 - 1995

Rayelan and Gunther cut a swath through Austria, financed inventively by using other people's credit cards to supposedly pay for Gunther's Coronation as Arch Duke of Austria.  

Gunther he is arrested in Austria.  Rayelan flees to the United States where she begins panhandling to raise enough money to pay her phone bill, which she says is $2,000.  All of this is reported in  Phoenix Source Distributors where articles from the Phoenix Journal appear, first enthusiastically supportive of the duo and then, as the light bulb goes on, denouncing them as con-artists.  

1996 


Gunther dumps Rayelan, who abandoned him in Austria, evidently saying to her acquaintances, he would be better of someplace where he could get treatment for his alcoholism.
I didn't expect it to last longer than the end of the yeqr... And we can see why.  There you were, scamming for bucks at the Phoenix, dumped by Gunther, who has found a woman who is loyal to her man, even if he is a scam artist, too, and your source for cash has dried up.
but we transitioned to the internet in early 97 and the rest is history.
I'm going to post one of my favorite posts as a birthday present to all of us... Liar, liar, pants on fire, hanging on the telephone wire.  And the rewrite of history continues, see below from TIMELINE

1998 
        June 9 - A record is created through Network Solutions for the URL
                                 RUMORMILLNEWS.COM

1999
       January 25 -   Rumor Mill News comes on line.  Rayelan is living in Watsonville,
                                 California, a middle class development outside of Santa Cruz.
       November 9 - Rumor Mill News is now consistently online and looks like THIS

2003 
       October 4     -  A record is created through Network Solutions for the URL
                                 RUMORMILLNEWS.NET.  The registrant is Rayelan Allen, PO Box 95,
                                 Ashtabula, Ohio 44004 because it was updated on January 2, 2014.
       December 1  - David Lee Kooker and Raye Allen Kooker take out a DBA for RUMOR
                                MILL NEWS in Santa Cruz County, California. - See more at: http://rumormillnewsinsights.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_17.html#sthash.ab4woV3R.dpuf
 
1998 
        June 9 - A record is created through Network Solutions for the URL
                                 RUMORMILLNEWS.COM

1999
       January 25 -   Rumor Mill News comes on line.  Rayelan is living in Watsonville,
                                 California, a middle class development outside of Santa Cruz.
       November 9 - Rumor Mill News is now consistently online and looks like THIS

2003 
       October 4     -  A record is created through Network Solutions for the URL
                                 RUMORMILLNEWS.NET.  The registrant is Rayelan Allen, PO Box 95,
                                 Ashtabula, Ohio 44004 because it was updated on January 2, 2014.
       December 1  - David Lee Kooker and Raye Allen Kooker take out a DBA for RUMOR
                                MILL NEWS in Santa Cruz County, California.
THE CHERRY TREE BEAVERS
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/noframes/read/895
INVASION OF THE REBEL MANHOLE COVERS (views: 158)
agent777 -- Tuesday, 20-Jun-2000 02:33:36
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/read/3707
THE BEAVER MILITIA STILL GOING STRONG? (views: 115)
agent777 -- Saturday, 17-Jun-2000 22:18:07
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/read/3684
MANHOLE COVER BLOWS ON WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS
RUMOR MILL NEWS -- Saturday, 1-Apr-2000 11:59:41
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/read/2494
BEAVERS RESETTLED (views: 242)
Eric Lipton -- Saturday, 11-Dec-1999 03:24:17
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/read/903
CHERRY TREE BEAVER UPDATE (views: 190)
Ru Mills -- Saturday, 11-Dec-1999 03:03:10
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/read/897
KING BEAVER TRAPPED--EXPERIMENTAL LAB ANIMAL (views: 434)
Ru Mills -- Saturday, 11-Dec-1999 02:58:12
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/read/896
THE CHERRY TREE BEAVERS (views: 406)
The Beavers of Washington Vow
"More Cherry Trees Will Fall"!
Ru Mills -- Saturday, 11-Dec-1999 02:55:40
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/read/895
Threats and whining having failed, she is now going to forget, and hope you did too, that the precious archive vanished with it appeared to be likely to be subpoenaed for legal action against her in a case which included conning her patsies (RMN Readers) out of money for the Family Campground, along with other inconvenient truths.   

Rayelan thinks the stories above are going to prove so fascinating you will forget the facts and stick you hand in your pocket, or push the icon, and donate.  Will you?   

8 comments:

  1. Donate? I doubt the rubes will even care to read about Rayelan's beaver and manhole

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    1. Hi sskids, they have to TRY, to reawaken some kind of personal relationship with their victims. Money flows when you think you know. And as long as the patsies only thought they knew who Rayelan was all was well. The subject matter also struck me as bizarre. What was that doing on a site supposedly dedicated to outing the Corporate Elite? Thanks for commenting!

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  2. Grifter Rayes disturbing 666 post and details regarding Raye's beaver and manhole posts netted a whole $30.00. At this rate she will attain her May monthly grift of $3000.00 sometime in late June.



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    1. And as we all know, even 30 cents is too much. The woman spends nothing on RMN, which we can assume because she has consistently refused to SHOW US THE BILL. If she is still in Ashtabula and not living with one of the credulous patsies who still believe her then she may end up moving into the Ashtabula Tower. That way she could be close to Jim, who certainly remembers her as she conned him out of everything he owned.

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  3. Just in the nick of time, our fat grifter in chief has raised just enough for a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast! Well done, rubes of RumorSwill, the Duchess of Denny's thanks you


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    Thank you for all the interesting articles!

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    1. Hi sskids, I can just see her scampering in there, the ten clutched in her hand yelling for extra butter and maple syrup. Thanks for the laugh!

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    2. Scampering? maybe 30 years ago, I picture bovine, lumbering, lumpish, elephantine, heavy footed, clod hopping.....red shoes of course...

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    3. Well - what passes for a scamper in this case. But your description did elicit some images in my mind. Thanks, errr I guess.

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