Sunday, October 2, 2016

Agent 86 returns from another world with delicious insights into Rayelan the Rotund.

Agent 86 sent this amazing trilogy of material from an alternative universe.....or is it alternative?  One must wonder today.  Look into the feral eyes and see Rayelan in her past life as a mercenary cutting off parts of victims, dragged behind their cart to supply lunch.  Imagine yourself as the victim, knowing what is about to happen as you use the Razr to pay more to the Muncher.  Er.... Moocher. 

The Official Website of Rayelan Allan

   Rayelan is the Scamming and Lying Publisher of: RUMOR SWILL NEWS
For more outrageous lies  read: Who Founded Rumor Swill News?

   Rayelan was married to: GUNTHER RUSSBACHER, the fake CIA/ONI operative who the liar Rayelan claims is best known for flying Vice-Presidential Candidate George H.W. Bush to Paris to conclude the October Surprise deal with Iran.
Gunther Russbacher was a two bit scammer and was rightfully incarcerated during the George H. W. Bush Administration. Rayelan's incessant lies led some to believe that he came to be known as THE OCTOBER SURPRISE PILOT
Before Rayelan married Gunther, an event which changed her life as a scammer forever; she gave workshops across the United States called Scam Cellular Activated Method (SCAM). The Scam Cellular Activated  Method (SCAM)  was dreamed up by  her in a near broke  experience (NBE). In 1984 she had viral meningitis which produced an NBE and an out of body journey. In the out of body adventure she was taken to a classroom where she was taught how to scam people and move quickly and painlessly to the next victims with  new variations of the old scam..
The following link will take you to a page where you can read about the SCAM Method and also download the tapes that will teach you how to do it yourself. It's simple and easy. All you need is the knowledge to do the method and the will to change and a small fee of $999 which will be returned ten fold by using Scam Cellular Activated Method (SCAM)
An Interview with Rayelan Allan By Theresa de Veto, fellow scammer and Publisher of Surfing The Apocalypse

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Phone: 702-966-0900

The Rumor Mill News Reading Room
Posted By: Rayelan [Send E-Mail]
Date: Friday, 5-Feb-2016 12:17:52

I lied about why the electric bill is so high in several of my posts for at least half of the past year.  The short fictional version is: It is the bill that was run up when my painter and his girlfriend lived in the house getting it ready for me to move in.   This has been a useful story to pry some bucks from my readers' wallets.
No one, and especially you, ever saw any of the bills and upon moving in I had the electricity turned off due to non payment. Again... no one, and especially you, will ever see any of those bills.   
The bill this month is a little over $600.00. $400.00 of that is the payment I am making on the past due.
I truly need your help. I don't know what I will do if the my Denny's account is shut off. All the heat in the house is electric.
If you can, skip a few meals, skip a car payment, skip your charirtable giving, but please send me your money.

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