Thursday, May 26, 2016

Agent 86 says, "Grifter Raye plumbs an new low, and complains of lack of tribute during her birthday month"


And the World's Smallest Violin is serenading Rayelan the Rapacious Birthday Blimp. 

Why would the appalling thief-con-strictor and life stealer think anyone should care about the day her mother's life was blighted with her presence?  

Psychopaths always think they can get another bite out of you.  Chew the potato thoroughly Darlene, it is better than you deserve.  



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I need a potato for tonight;s stew,,,
Posted By: Rayelan [Send E-Mail]
Date: Thursday, 26-May-2016 12:40:54
How can you tell when I'm having a la
ck of money... i.e. none at all?
It's when I can't even come up with enough change from the car's ashtray and from the jar I throw my loose change in to buy a potato.
The fundrazr widget is at $1500,00 with only five days more in the month of May. May is my birthday month and for the last 9 years, May has always been the best month of the year. Let's see if Readers can make it so again!!
(Some fool donates $50.00)

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Thank you for your immediate response!!
Posted By: Rayelan [Send E-Mail]
Date: Thursday, 26-May-2016 13:46:33
In Response To: I need a potato for tonight;s stew,,, (Rayelan)
Thanks to one reader who gave a lot more than I need for a potato, I can now continue to make my stew... with potatoes!!
Thank you very much...
and thanks to the one other reader who also gave money.
Rayelan
: How can you tell when I'm having a lack of money... i.e. none
: at all?
: It's when I can't even come up with enough change from the
: car's ashtray and from the jar I throw my loose change in
: to buy a potato.
: The fundrazr widget is at $1500,00 with only five days more in
: the month of May. May is my birthday month and for the last
: 9 years, May has always been the best month of the year.
: Let's see if Readers can make it so again!!

2 comments:

  1. The Emperess wears no clothes! LOL! Now she openly starts to attack and insult donors? Or is it targetting fake fictitious donors? Voices in her empty hall of fame echoing to "fine folks find it fitting"? After moving from mother's blight of birth to readers' plight of smurf now ascending (back to the Mars) to swirls of backend begging astro turf?
    Well, didn't she tell her dony ponys time and again that she's the Beneficial Dictator in her realm of RMN Rotten Mall Nayborrowoods?
    Okay, rant done. What's next? Should I sent her a French black potatoe with purple flesh inside? With greetings from Pope Francis? No, I have another idea: I should publicly call her out to pose and sell herself as Retro Vintage Uniqueness on Ebay, Amazon and iOffer. THIS might solve all of her never ending problems once and for all.
    But no, who will pay the fees for the auction and for paypal? Darn, dump it (her!).

    G~

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    1. G~ - It continues to astonish me that someone whose background is barely respectable clutches to fantasies which only make her look stupid. The Princess of Doughbegone, who lived that special past life with the ArchDuke of Deceit, Gunther.

      She is still the Dictator In Chief - but the Readers of Unreality appear to be vanishing before her eyes. Perhaps we should send condolence cards? I strongly doubt Craig is subsidizing her - but Dan O'Dowd might fork over to keep her mouth shut.

      Send the potato. But let it be well aged. All best! Melinda

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