Friday, October 30, 2015

Agent 86 says, "So when isn't it a great day to contribute to the comfortable lifestyle of the two grifters at RumorSwillSnews? Any day is a great day to be defrauded, right Hobie?"

Has Rayelan thought about raising mice instead of executing them in that pail or water?  Could be money in that, after all, they are raising insects for food now.  Also, she could send them along as perks to donors.  I bet donors would like a damp mouse as a pet - and we could put up a special Care2 section for the succor and protection of mice and get Rayelan some more publicity that way, too.

And how about those suggestions the Senior Services had for Rayelan?  I don't know what that daily lunch at the Senior Center on Main Avenue is like but she can find out and hang with people her own age at the same time.  And maybe they would like pet mice or to make a donation to RMN.  She can take a laptop and show it to them and do readings from Princess of Obergon.  Wouldn't they be impressed to know they have a celebrity in their midst? 

How old is Jeff-Hobie?  Maybe he could move on up to Ashtabula and they could share that posh, though mousily enhanced, estate.  

Wow.  More ideas coming along with Tee-shirts and other fun graphics.


NEW: ** NEXT-TO-LAST DAY OF OCTOBER - IT'S A GREAT DAY TO CONTRIBUTE :) - SO PLEASE DO. JUST ANOTHER $1050 AND WE'RE THERE. ** (no msg inside) *NM* (views: 14)
hobie -- Friday, 30-Oct-2015 05:09:19

7 comments:

  1. Hobie is 65 years old, comfortably collecting social security checks (assuming that he managed to spend 10 years of his life doing honest work and paying taxes instead of the grifting it can be documented for the last 15 years) and sitting in his inherited home in the Druid Hills subdivision while defrauding the Rubes for contributions for expenses that do NOT exist. Very comfy lifestyle for one so undeserving!

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    1. Is he that old? Could it be that he and Raye met in some sort of CIA training camp, sort of like the Family Campground but a touch different?

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  2. Rayelan could sell those live mice for ssssnake feed, I think she would enjoy feeding them alive to snakes, she likes snakes!

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    1. She could do that. But do we really think there are mice? The problem with her lies is that you never know if any of it is real. But Hobie - Druid Hills - Jeff really needs to move in with her. Think of the fun things they could do together!

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  3. Hobie is 66, originally hails from California

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  4. Yea, the mice thing could well be a lie, but at least it is a plausible lie, unlike most of her bullshit.

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    1. Peppermint is very reliable for dealing with the problem so it is more likely she is lying about that, too. Either that or she has alien mice.

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