Thursday, September 3, 2015

The Magical Disappearing Money


Thanks, Agent 86!  Another invented trauma in the life of Rayelan, the Barbarian.

Has she sold all of Jim's Mother's antiques already? 


Help!! I Lost Part of the Rent Money
Posted By: Rayelan [Send E-Mail]
Date: Thursday, 3-Sep-2015 11:15:15

I lost $350.00 of the rent money.
I am still sick.
Lord only knows what I did with the money. The landlady only wants to be paid in cash so instead of bank transfers, which is how I pay all my bills, I have to get cash out of my bank on the first of every month.
A friend took me to the bank yesterday. I had all the money in my purse and now there is only $400.00.
There has been no one in my house, that I know of.
I pay the rent from my late husband's VA benefits. I took the money out of the bank on Tuesday. It was in my wallet and now $350.00 is gone.
If you can please help, please do so now. I can't afford to be evicted. I have too much stuff to move again.
As you can see from the fundrazr, we were not successful in raising what was needed to pay all the bills from last month. We were $525 short.
Please, please... I don't have any other way of raising this except to pawn my Jeep which isn't running right now so I can't even take it to the pawn shop. Over the years, I've sold all my gold jewelry. I run on such a tight budget that when something like this happens, it spells disaster for me.
If you can help, thank you, thank you.

17 comments:

  1. If she is telling the truth, why should anyone give their hard earned money to someone so careless? Start selling the hoard in your 5 storage lockers Rayelan.

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    1. Most people only get a small segment of the story so do not have the whole body of contradictory statements to consider. Cheers, Melinda

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  2. She's been making lots of peoples money disappear for many years now, so she really can't be clueless. $350 is a nice number, it was less than needed to bring her royal tithing up to $3000 without being too obvious.

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    1. That is funny. Yes, she has. Wouldn't it be interesting to know what they$3,000 a month is really going for?

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  3. The JEEP we the silly's fixed last month and June is not running? Whoa, I mean woe is she.

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    1. And remember, she has to pack it on her back to get it to the pawn shop!

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  4. Lest we forget this item from July 5 when she mis-counted the rent money.


    Help!! I Need $100.00 ASAP
    Posted By: Rayelan [Send E-Mail]
    Date: Sunday, 5-Jul-2015 13:23:07


    I really thought I had everything under control and I was even able to go shopping for some groceries and dog food last night.
    Just now I discovered that I had counted the money for the rent WRONG!!!
    I thought I had $750.00 -- I only have $650.00 and I need to drive it up to the landlady asap.
    Dear God... It's a holiday! People are with their families. How many are actually reading this page right now?
    Please let someone be reading this page... several someones who can join together and come up with the money I need.
    Just $100.00 -- ASAP Please!!
    Here's the Fundrazr widget:

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    1. What Raye REALLY needs is a conservator and placement in assisted living. Why didn't we think of this before? Let's gather up these posts and send them to the social welfare department in Ashtabula.

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  5. What sort of landlord prefers "cash" payments over something more concrete that will be verifiable in case there is any dispute between the tenant and landlord? I watch enough Judge Judy to know that much.

    Is it wrong that I get a tiny amount of joy out of watching her fall all over herself. The Queen of Mars, friend to the King of the World, ex-wife to Black OP "baddie" and High Priestess of the Church of Fallacy RMN where your tithing is always guaranteed to never be enough.

    But if you are lucky, you might get a signed copy of Oh-my-Money-is-Gone Chronicles.

    Gross.

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    1. The kind who has received several of Rayelan's bounced checks. I assume the landlord would take a cashiers check, cash or money order, anything but bad check from Rayelan's perpetually overdrawn checking account.

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    2. I get a sense of relief from knowing Rayelan aka Darlene Rae Smith, is finding it harder to con people into either giving her one or otherwise subsidizing her in other ways. I never read the whole of Obergon but I did notice the language and structure of her sentences changed. I question whether she actually wrote much of it.

      And given how little value there is in Rumor Mill News you have to wonder why anyone gives her anything.

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  6. A gross income of over $6000 per month, no debt-because her credit is so bad nobody will loan her any money, rent of $750.00 per month and she wants to tell us about a tight budget. I do really wish the Rubes of RumorSwill would STOP funding evil.

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    1. No matter how much she has it will never be enough. Psychopaths are like that.

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  7. The RMN Thievery Tour - Martian Raye and the Sycophants

    Rube up, Rube up for the RMN Thievery Tour!
    Step right this way!

    Rube up
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour
    Rube up
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour

    Rube up
    (That's an invitation)
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour
    Rube up
    (To make a donation)
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour

    The RMN Thievery Tour
    Is waiting to take your money away
    Waiting to take it away

    Rube up
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour
    Rube up
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour

    Rube up
    (We got all the reposts you need)
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour
    Rube up
    (Nothing of value to see)
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour

    The RMN Thievery Tour
    Is hoping to take your money away
    Hoping to take it away

    The RMN Thievery Tour
    Rube up
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour

    Rube up
    (That's an invitation)
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour
    Rube up
    (To make a donation)
    Rube up for the Thievery Tour

    The RMN Thievery Tour
    Is taking your money away
    And giving it all to Raye

    The RMN Thievery Tour
    Is dying to take your money away
    Dying to take it away
    More baubles for Raye

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    1. Anon., she is horrifying. Gloating over how clever she is to detach those who trust her from their money. It turns your stomach, it really does.

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    2. Rayelan and her ilk are despicable. No other word to describe it. I believe in God and I hope beyond hope, that there is a special place for her and her minions. May they rot in Hell.

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    3. I have mentioned the strong correlations between the character traits of demons and psychopaths. I think you are going to get your wish. Raye shows no sign of changing and, like other psychopaths, she does not take care of her health.

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