Monday, June 15, 2015

Agent 86 says, "Attention Free loading shortbus riders, please pay a fare for reading Poofness Bullshit!"

Agent 86 is right. 


Why does hearing from Raye, if this actually took place, matter?  She and Jeff just thrash out which lies to tell in the endless money extraction process.  You can't believe anything you can't see with either of them.  Demand evidence in the form of scanned bills, photos, other forms which cannot be doctored.  

And wasn't the electricity turned off anyway?  Didn't Raye run out and  buy a generator and other items so she could continue to function?  What happened?  Did the mice steal those?  

All Aboard the Bus to Mars with Rayelan and Jeff!
 


NEW: ** Help RMN keep the lights on - We need the widget to reach $2000 ASAP - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE ** (views: 34)
hobie -- Monday, 15-Jun-2015 05:08:11
Posted By: hobie [Send E-Mail]
Date: Monday, 15-Jun-2015 05:08:11

Hi, Folks -
Thanks very much to the 27 kind souls who have contributed $942 thus far toward RMN's June expenses. :)
(Think of this: Last weekend's Poofness newsletter has had over 6,000 views. Let's suppose half of those are "second viewings". Then let's suppose two-thirds of the 3,000 folks it represents really cannot afford to contribute anything financially. That leaves 1,000 fine folks who probably could.)
That bill I mentioned, that had been moved from the first to the fifteenth, arrived. We do need the FundRazr widget to reach $2,000 just as soon as possible.
Please CONTRIBUTE TODAY if you're able and would find it fitting.
http://fnd.us/c/5107Sa
Blessings, all.
--hobie

10 comments:

  1. Hobie figures if they are dumb enough to read Poofness bullshit, then they are dumb enough to give RumorSwill their hard earned bucks, freeloaders indeed.

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    1. Conartists always depend on having engaged their victims emotionally. Emotional investment causes normal people to refuse to look at the facts. Also, in this instance, the sad, abused Readers have been relying on RMN and its band of thieves in a world which is, by all measures, very frightening. Disengaging, especially since this leaves them alone without even the other Readers, who they do not really know, is traumatic. Raye and Jeff know this and bank on it.

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  2. Looks like the mice ate Rapacious Rayelan's forearms or she is suddenly a thalidomide baby. PLEASE Send all your MONEY NOW, Rayelan needs to pay a short bus driver.

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    1. And I thought you did not post this because it was in poor taste. It is hard to drive a bus with no arms or flippers as the case may be.

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  3. Actually, rapacious Rayelan told the electric company that both she and Jim were on CPAP machines, I assumed that was another big fat lie, but I guess the electric company did not want to be liable if either of them met their demise due to no power for their CPAP machinery.

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    1. Of course! Seeing how useful it is to have Jim around to create such excuses she would want to have it herself. The excuse, that is. She was claiming to have the problem when I arrived but I saw no sign of it. Both she and Jim are extremely overweight. Jim is only in his fifties. He was less overweight when we first met him at church.Now they look a lot alike except that Jim does not use makeup.

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  4. Awesome! It is June 16 and all the beggings have raised a mere $1020.00. But what of those "necessary bills" due by the 15th? Like everything else coming from rapacious Rayelan it is one big lie.

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    1. It would be interesting to see the list of bills. It is not like she did not have plenty of money to pay for her personal bills. She has her own pension, social security, no medical bills because of the coverage from her late husband, and the income from the MLM and referrals from the sale of the Dinars. So list the bills, Raye! Scan and put them up so RMN Readers can see how much you spend! This is especially ironic because the move to Ohio was supposed to LOWER her costs. Where has all the Camp Ground Cash gone they should ask!

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  5. 'Repostin' for Nothing" (I want my RMN)

    Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
    You play the rubes on the R.M.N.
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for repostin' and your rents for free.

    Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya that Raye ain't dumb
    Maybe get a little blister on her finger
    Maybe get a little larger in her bum.

    We gotta install brand new flooring, paint the house, cable tv's
    We gotta move these patios from the old house, gotta move file cabinet's for the queen.

    We gotta install brand new flooring, paint the house, cable tv's
    We gotta move these patios from the old house, gotta move file cabinet's for the queen.

    I shoulda learned to play the victim
    I shoulda learned to play them rubes
    Look at that mama she got it stuffin' in the storage
    Man we could have some junk

    And hobie's up there, what's that? Giving blessings?
    You beggin' for donations like a little toady
    Oh that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Get your money for repostin' get your rent for free.

    We gotta install brand new flooring, paint the house, cable tv's
    We gotta move these patios from the old house, gotta move file cabinet's for the queen.

    Listen here
    Now that ain't workin' that's the way to do it
    You play the rubes on the R.M.N.
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for repostin' and your rents for free
    Money for repostin' and the rents for free
    (Get your) Money for repostin' and rents for free
    Money for repostin' and the rents for free (I want my, I want my RMN)

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    1. Music to my ears. You are our Poet Laureate! Now what is happening which caused seeming consternation to Raye in the one tiny post from Jeff-Hobie-Zapper? I think I might know. SMILE

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