How can you be unavailable for online if you can get your cell phone? Of course, Raye was always ordering the coolest, newest devices and then losing them along with her utility bills and whatever. It appeared to me these were lost in the mounting garbage on the floor - but what do I know? Or is it she can't think of a lie she does not know will become the butt of humor here?
And how can anyone with an intact brain believe these lies? Ah well, the world of the Internet, and the way RMN is constructed, make lying both possible and PROFITABLE.
Thanks for sending, Joe!
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And how can anyone with an intact brain believe these lies? Ah well, the world of the Internet, and the way RMN is constructed, make lying both possible and PROFITABLE.
Thanks for sending, Joe!
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Posted By: hobie [Send E-Mail]
Date: Monday, 23-Feb-2015 04:58:25
Date: Monday, 23-Feb-2015 04:58:25
Hi, Folks - |
I just stumbled upon the minor change in the headline above, the SWILL word :-) instead of MILL.
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Hewlett-Packard's former promo phrase under its logo HP said: Expanding Possibilities. It was long but fitting.
Then came new CEO Lady Fiona, the whirlwind, expenses skyrocketing, sales declining, turmoil, finally she was fired.
HP Expanding Possibilities was replaced by HP INVENT but that's what they should have done beforehand with the money Fiona grabbed for her life style.
Nevertheless, the company survived, rumors have it they had a narrow escape from contracting knows-all Rae Smithelan as trend-setter and company advisor.
Such is life!
Wouldn't it be dull without rumors? :-)
Thanks for the chuckle! It would indeed be dull.
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