Someone sent this - THANKS!!! - and I thought it was real. It did not even occur to me it was a put on until I came to Buck's pregnancy. This is a work of sheer genius! Loved it.
"Oh my God! It is the 10th of the month people! After paying off Rayelan's death threat for $700, we have only raised $120. We need at least $1000 in the FundRazr widget by about the 9th, to cover particular expenses that come due on or about that date. Rayelan only raised $495 towards her $1000 cell phone bill and she is probably overdrawn again. She needs new locks to protect herself from the deadly handyman. Rayelan's circumstances continue to require juggling. She's found a way to cover some of what she mentioned in her earlier post, but now she's received another of those "long past due, will cut you off" notices. Buck is pregnant and needs immediate vet care, that 3lb fatty tumor was actually an ectopic pregnancy and the vet has never seen anything like it.
Folks, PLEASE DO CONTRIBUTE NOW. The sooner the better, so we can stop this financial hole from getting deeper and deeper. She's not asking for "more". She's asking for "sooner".
Blessings, all.
--hozie "
"Oh my God! It is the 10th of the month people! After paying off Rayelan's death threat for $700, we have only raised $120. We need at least $1000 in the FundRazr widget by about the 9th, to cover particular expenses that come due on or about that date. Rayelan only raised $495 towards her $1000 cell phone bill and she is probably overdrawn again. She needs new locks to protect herself from the deadly handyman. Rayelan's circumstances continue to require juggling. She's found a way to cover some of what she mentioned in her earlier post, but now she's received another of those "long past due, will cut you off" notices. Buck is pregnant and needs immediate vet care, that 3lb fatty tumor was actually an ectopic pregnancy and the vet has never seen anything like it.
Folks, PLEASE DO CONTRIBUTE NOW. The sooner the better, so we can stop this financial hole from getting deeper and deeper. She's not asking for "more". She's asking for "sooner".
Blessings, all.
--hozie "
Oh
my God! It is the 10th of the month people! After paying off
Rayelan's death threat for $700, we have only raised $120. We need at
least $1000 in the FundRazr widget by about the 9th, to cover
particular expenses that come due on or about that date. Rayelan only
raised $495 towards her $1000 cell phone bill and she is probably
overdrawn again. She needs new locks to protect herself from the
deadly handyman. Rayelan's circumstances continue to require juggling.
She's found a way to cover some of what she mentioned in her earlier
post, but now she's received another of those "long past due, will cut
you off" notices. Buck is pregnant and needs immediate vet care, that
3lb fatty tumor was actually an ectopic pregnancy and the vet has never
seen anything like it.
Folks, PLEASE DO CONTRIBUTE NOW. The sooner the better, so we can stop this financial hole from getting deeper and deeper. She's not asking for "more". She's asking for "sooner".
Blessings, all.
--hozie - See more at: http://rumormillnewsinsights.blogspot.com/2015/02/a-sounding-of-opinion.html#sthash.N8FXuZFa.dpuf
Folks, PLEASE DO CONTRIBUTE NOW. The sooner the better, so we can stop this financial hole from getting deeper and deeper. She's not asking for "more". She's asking for "sooner".
Blessings, all.
--hozie - See more at: http://rumormillnewsinsights.blogspot.com/2015/02/a-sounding-of-opinion.html#sthash.N8FXuZFa.dpuf
Well, I have to admit devotedly and with all due respect that it dawned upon me as soon as at the early start of the hozie posting
ReplyDeletethat it was a mix of joke. irony and sarcasm (hint: the speech marks).
While reading between the speech marks a few other ideas popped up in my mind but then, at the end I had to stop the flow of thoughts because of "hozie". My gawd, was it texas slang for hosanna (also spelled hosi.anna)? Did Hobie change a letter in his name to let some true colors of blue shine thru? Or did the writer mis-take the keys on the keyboard aka typepad, the Z right above the B bridged by H? Or did the writer have his keypad upside down? Holy Moly! Could the slang dictionary give some help?
Oh yes, it did! LMAO! paste and see http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hozie
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hozie
A mix between a hoe and a fluzie
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fluzie
A "less than" virtueous woman or girl, who is often pursued by males for sexual purposes.
A man or woman who attempts to compromise his or her immune system through sexual promiscuity in order to avoid dying in a flu pandemic.
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and as to hoe, I already told you so
quibling case closed for today
Hozie, you made my day, that was a good one! .
I laughed until I nearly fell off my chair. A real howler. And thanks for the additional thoughts and the link, Anon. And - Thank you, thank you, thank you AGAIN, Hozie!
DeleteYeah, that was a good one.
ReplyDeleteNot only has she changed her name, but has lowered the asking amount from 4 grand to 3.5 grand I am really surprised at that. Especially since she or they need that grand yesterday but then there is also that "death threat". Then I wonder why she hasn't come back on if she needs money. Seems to always work for her.
Then there is the matter of painting a rental house? What's up with that. Sure hope she got a deal with the owner for that.
~~~dmh
Usually the house is painted before you move in. You're right, that is strange. She has to have had the house for months now because she keeps going someplace and she was moving items months ago. But since the amount asked for does not seem to relate to anything but what she hopes the Readers will bear she may be realizing they are getting restless. Had to happen someday.
DeleteDrama Queen RaYELLan (RA yelling, RA, the Egyptian) had (still has?) a public space on MySpace, where I had visited her last time in 2008 or so. Which implies that she has at least one other residensy (npi, how denSe) for herself and her grandiose family aka fame milly of rumor addicts there too, though a lil bit more virtual (not to confuse with the factual absence of any virtues at her main lousy locus). Yes, and there, on her myspace entry, she had posed herself in US Air Force jacket (she, the US Gold Star wife) on the doorstep of the narrow house (in a small dullsville named Freedom) which she - as she conveyed to her RumaMill con-tributists - which she had sold for (imagine) 130,000 bucks! What a lucky number, if you're on the chosen side of fate) I recall her public announcement (in her cosy rumamill reading room) that her budget (back then) has finally been balanced and she could make a new start in Rome (Ohio) where she always wanted to have been gone (though she meant the bigger far away Rome of her admired popancy ... errr papacy, that is, of course at the expense of her ruma family).
DeleteWell, in a reversed move (thinking of her ancestors) she went back, she made Eastward Ho! and arrived in a tiny village named Rome with 130,000 bucks in her pocket (the costs for moving were extracted by accelerated rumamill grinding as usual).
Huge Question: Where did this money go?
Now I'm a little bit confused, remembering all the important events in her past, what did i want express?
Did you know that she was involved again and again in MLM Multi Level Marketing ponzi schemes? The last one was PYRA-BANG, a money making pyramid based on delusions of making money out of money. She was so convinced this was the right real good opportunity to make money (foremostly for herself) But then, as I had foreseen, the payra-bang bank bangster went bankrupt, was detained and accused of criminal fraud. RaYELLing withdraw her pyrabang tapestry in her rumamill casino without comment. Pyrabang was dead. What about the investments of her believers? She had bragged before this implosion "trust me I've been honored with the title Bishop in my special chosen sect so you really can trust me and give me your money").
Now I'm again confused remembering so many details of RaYELLan's past ... what was it I wanted to tell? Anyone?
Should I tell you that she called me out in public, that is in her rumamill pub (when I was one of her agents for a short time before I retired very very quickly not before I had deleted all my postings except one), she humiliated me (in public!) with the term "nitpicker" only because I had tried to give her a well-meant advice and be careful with MLM. She topped her insult with the accusation (she really had written this this way) that I would drive off people who want to support her and underlined it (exposing her wishful delusions?) "if somebody would come up to her and wanted to give her 1 million dollars I would surely scare him away". How glad I was she didn't ask compensation for what I could have done to her!
I'm confused, what was it I wanted to share in this comment?
Okay, I'll stop here. For Melinda: To make contact easier to handle, you may call me Gunter. I'm serious. It's one of the forenames in my birth certificate. (I have a genuine cert in contrast to bongo bastard)
To cut things short, what was it I wanted tell about Smithy? You say "nothing new then"?
I give in, you're right, nothing new then (but I'll come back with more awful stuff - from my memory - if it don't fail)
Always Yours!
Gunter
PS: Where did her bargain of 130,000 Dollars go?
Gunter! Thanks for sharing your first hand experiences with the Smithy of the schmooze and Midas of the MLM. And we all wait with baited breath to hear more of your monumental adventures in the Alternate Reality of Raye (Notice Name Change) Allan Smith. And may the Force of Truth Be With You. - Melinda
DeleteSeems like they aren't restless enough -- after only a couple of negative comments they are still coming to her defense.
ReplyDeleteRJ
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=10464
Reader: "Listen, if you're using intuition, it disagrees with mine. I intuit that Raye is very sincere."
Posted By: hobie [Send E-Mail]
Date: Tuesday, 10-Feb-2015 17:03:47
In Response To: Reader: "I too question this continuous plea for money. Several years ago, Raye needed funds to move to Ohio. ..." (hobie)
(Thanks, K. :)
Reader K. writes:
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Re: Reader: 'I too question this continuous pl....
Listen, if you're using intuition, it disagrees with mine. I intuit that Raye is very sincere. She 'feels' to me to be selfless and dedicated to providing a unique web site. I value it very much.
I agree that she seems to have more troubles than average. To that I must say, "DUH!" She is a TARGET for bad guys, because of her goodness and bravery! And let me assure you that a psycho in your life is NO joke. Forget some bills? You're lucky to remember your name! ALL of your energy is needed just to keep your sanity; it is truly survival mode. Our fearless leader is to be commended for keeping it together as much as she has, in the face of extraordinary duress.
Raye has my appreciation, respect, and compassion. I wish I had more money to send her....
I'm sure Raye (lan) wishes you did, too. But Raye (lan) does not want to take the Hare Index and I am very willing. So who is being evasive? Not me. But keep saving your money so you can help her out. Better yet, ask her to move in with you.
DeleteWell shoot, I am very concerned about Hobie (Hozie) since he started that thread Sunday: "To the Reader who wants to report RMN for fraud...". It MAY just have got some people to thinking and searching. I can only imagine that the queen is pissed and probably "let him have it". Maybe not though, she may not even know.
ReplyDelete~~~
dmh
We will certainly find out - eventually.
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